Aerospace-adjacent products for mostly serious space companies
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80%approval rate
20%refund probability
0real rockets harmed
Departments of questionable necessity
Four departments, seventeen aisles, one hundred and seventy regrettable purchases waiting to happen — including the Pro Shop, where the merch is suspiciously tasteful.
Crowd favourites
browse everything →Hand-picked by engineers with questionable judgement. Poster art included at no extra charge.
Reviews from the definitely real customers
Straight from the print catalogue
Items 21–50, exactly as they appear in our award-adjacent seasonal catalogue. Click to inspect the fine print.
